Niinku Frodo ja Sam / Like Frodo and Sam

oisitko sam mun frodolle /
kantaisit tuomiovuorelle /
heti valmiina potkimaan /
ruman klonkun laavaan /

mut jos sauron olisitkin /
sormusaavekses ryhtyisin /
ja balrogina tappaisin /
sulle sit gandalfin /

oisit holmesille watson /
pelastaisit joka jakson /
aina neroksi kutsusit /
egooni hellisit /

tai jos roolit vaihtuisikin /
vaikka oisit sit taitavin /
sun perässä mä roikkuisin /
alati jeesaisin /

oisit wilson mun houselle /
et kielis musta pomoille /
vittuilisit vaan takaisin /
kuin bensaa liekkeihin /

sit sä kuolisit aikaisin /
mä loppuni lavastaisin /
yksin prätkällä ajaisin /
auringonlaskuihin /

mut en ookkaan kunnollinen /
ja jos me mentäis naimisiin /
jättäis batman kissanaisen /
rakastuis jokeriin /

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would you be sam to my frodo /
carry me up the mount doom  /
at once ready like a pro /
to kick gollum into lava tomb /

or if you'd be sauron, not good /
your ring wraith I'd become /
then as a balrog I would /
make gandalf to death succumb /

to holmes you'd watson be /
you'd save every episode /
all the time me a genius agree /
and to my ego ode /

or if the roles would turn around /
and your skills would all amaze /
I'd just stay in the background /
and would help you always /

you'd be wilson to my house /
to bosses you wouldn't rat my games /
by snarking back you'd me rouse /
like gasoline into the flames /

then death would you early own /
and I'd frame I had died  /
on a motorbike I would, alone /
to the sunsets ride /

but even I wouldn't me proper believe /
and if we got married and all /
batman would catwoman leave /
and for the joker fall /